Palavericious

Over the Hills and Far Away

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:03:00 +0000

I want to die in a whole, free and united Ireland.

Everything is...

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Mon, 12 May 2008 21:29:00 +0000

everything is * and *

hi

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:32:00 +0000

neverending...

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:51:00 +0000

To go with my "need is a very strong word" mantra:

* is a very strong word

Capa Cache

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:36:00 +0000

The results of this will be fantastic and fascinating, I can't wait!

Just Shoot Me

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:34:00 +0000

\d{1,2}(\/?)\d{1,2}(\/?)\d{2}(\d{2})?

that is all.

[edit] No it's not. It won't work. the (1,2) without the slashes makes code go BOOM.

Bad People do Bad Things

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 17:58:00 +0000

--AZ-Sen: Jon Kyl

--AZ-01: Rick Renzi

--AZ-05: J.D. Hayworth

--CA-04: John Doolittle

--CA-11: Richard Pombo

--CA-50: Brian Bilbray

--CO-04: Marilyn Musgrave

--CO-05: Doug Lamborn

--CO-07: Rick O'Donnell

--CT-04: Christopher Shays

--FL-13: Vernon Buchanan

--FL-16: Joe Negron

--FL-22: Clay Shaw

--ID-01: Bill Sali

--IL-06: Peter Roskam

--IL-10: Mark Kirk

--IL-14: Dennis Hastert

--IN-02: Chris Chocola

--IN-08: John Hostettler

--IA-01: Mike Whalen

--KS-02: Jim Ryun

--KY-03: Anne Northup

--KY-04: Geoff Davis

--MD-Sen: Michael Steele

--MN-01: Gil Gutknecht

--MN-06: Michele Bachmann

--MO-Sen: Jim Talent

--MT-Sen: Conrad Burns

--NV-03: Jon Porter

--NH-02: Charlie Bass

--NJ-07: Mike Ferguson

--NM-01: Heather Wilson

--NY-03: Peter King

--NY-20: John Sweeney

--NY-26: Tom Reynolds

--NY-29: Randy Kuhl

--NC-08: Robin Hayes

--NC-11: Charles Taylor

--OH-01: Steve Chabot

--OH-02: Jean Schmidt

--OH-15: Deborah Pryce

--OH-18: Joy Padgett

--PA-04: Melissa Hart

--PA-07: Curt Weldon

--PA-08: Mike Fitzpatrick

--PA-10: Don Sherwood

--RI-Sen: Lincoln Chafee

--TN-Sen: Bob Corker

--VA-Sen: George Allen

--VA-10: Frank Wolf

--WA-Sen: Mike McGavick

--WA-08: Dave Reichert

More Google Madlibs

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 19:31:00 +0000

There's * in the * again"

The last time I saw * he was *"

The last time I saw * she was *"

Adding Insult to Injury

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 16 Aug 2006 16:36:00 +0000

Russia shoots dead Japanese fisherman.

webtastic!

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Mon, 08 May 2006 19:44:00 +0000

Trying to find a buzzword that hasn't been webbified.

webumentary

websploitation

webtastic

webriffic

webarrhea!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't mind a government paycheck

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Fri, 03 Mar 2006 19:46:00 +0000

The team's motto is "Engage," and Flowers and others work with more than 250 bloggers to try to disseminate news about the good work being done by U.S. forces in the global war on terror. The effort, officials here said, has reached more than 17 million online readers.

http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Mar2006/20060302_4370.html

I wonder if any of these ~~propaganda~~ favorable information dissemination blogs receive compensation. Hey Spc Flowers, hook me up with one of those Armstrong Williams size checks, will ya?

More Fun With Paper

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 21:06:00 +0000

paper rulers of various sizes.

Lower Manhattan - Before and Af ter 9/11

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:16:00 +0000

Lower Manhattan - Before and After 9/11.

Too Much Fun

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Mon, 27 Feb 2006 17:41:00 +0000

Appropos of nothing, this guy is having way too much fun creating 'blank page' PDFs.

We Protect You From the Spam We Make

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 21:42:00 +0000

Gmail just marked a notification from Picasa as spam. There's something poetic about that.

There's a small chance that I previously marked a piece of mail from Picasa as spam myself but I don't think that's the case.

Not Forgotten

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Mon, 13 Feb 2006 17:15:00 +0000

I am.

Oh the Places You'll Go

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 21:06:00 +0000

30 (or 31) Down:

create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.

Good Day Gentlemen

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Fri, 02 Sep 2005 16:34:00 +0000

Conversation between coworkers:

A: Hey, you have two monitors on your computer!
B: Yeah, it's got dual monitor support.
A: How do you do that?
B: It's something your turn on in DOS.
Me: Yeah, c:\MainScreenTurnOn will set you up the bomb

Hooray for Texas!

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 19:25:00 +0000

Way to go Texas! Stepping up to the plate when it counts.

Happy Driving

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 31 Aug 2005 15:49:00 +0000

2004 HUMMER H2 SUV. 32 gallon fuel tank. 9.6 mpg.

$96 to fill up and just enough fuel to get to the back of the soon-to-be-formed gas lines. Assuming that there's not a gallons-per-purchase limit imposed, in that case you'll have no penis AND no vehicle to compensate for it.

Happy driving, next time you buy a vehicle consider 'getting a brain morans'.

...a post in which I eat my words

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 15:59:00 +0000

Hah, putting the Meta in Metafilter.

In this post I made fun of Josh Caldwell for riding his Segway across the US (and incorrectly said that he would have a headwind when in fact it was a tailwind).

Guess who's sitting at the desk across the room from me, recently hired at my company. You guessed it, the same Josh Caldwell.

He was featured on CNN this morning (we just saw the clip) and CNET and you can see the trailer here.

I Found the Sharpest Tool in the Shed--and It's Not Me

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Tue, 16 Aug 2005 19:15:00 +0000

So I'm using a pill splitter this morning and a pill gets stuck in the little V-shaped 'gripper'. I can't get it out so I flip the thing over and start smacking it in the palm of my hand--with the blade right over my thumb. Where did all this blood come from?

Marsha Marsha Marsha

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 14:48:00 +0000

The elevator informed me this morning that Marsha Brady (Maureen McCormick) is 49 today. Please join me in weeping for my youth.

czelticgirl

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 19:28:00 +0000

CzelticGirl

Shoutoutery

noreply@blogger.com (m@) — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 14:59:00 +0000

my first...shoutout....EVAR