Hooray for Texas!

Way to go Texas! Stepping up to the plate when it counts.

Happy Driving

2004 HUMMER H2 SUV. 32 gallon fuel tank. 9.6 mpg.

$96 to fill up and just enough fuel to get to the back of the soon-to-be-formed gas lines. Assuming that there's not a gallons-per-purchase limit imposed, in that case you'll have no penis AND no vehicle to compensate for it.

Happy driving, next time you buy a vehicle consider 'getting a brain morans'.

...a post in which I eat my words

Hah, putting the Meta in Metafilter.

In this post I made fun of Josh Caldwell for riding his Segway across the US (and incorrectly said that he would have a headwind when in fact it was a tailwind).

Guess who's sitting at the desk across the room from me, recently hired at my company. You guessed it, the same Josh Caldwell.

He was featured on CNN this morning (we just saw the clip) and CNET and you can see the trailer here.

I Found the Sharpest Tool in the Shed--and It's Not Me

So I'm using a pill splitter this morning and a pill gets stuck in the little V-shaped 'gripper'. I can't get it out so I flip the thing over and start smacking it in the palm of my hand--with the blade right over my thumb. Where did all this blood come from?

Marsha Marsha Marsha

The elevator informed me this morning that Marsha Brady (Maureen McCormick) is 49 today. Please join me in weeping for my youth.