The truth can now be told

Michael Fraase over at Arts and Farces is having a lot of fun with spammers. I don't know if his method would work for everyone but I'm considering giving it a try. As a domain owner, I bet I could give it a fighting chance.

looks like somebody's got a case of the Neilsens (and I don't mean Ozzy and Harriet).

This brought me to tears.

I AM 61% GEEK.

Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar?
That's okay, cause I will be the richest
person at my 15th year high-school reunion.
If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.

Every time Ann Taylor on NPR says "industrials" (sounds something like 'industralls' but is hard to alliterate) I am compelled to repeat it. It's almost a Pavlovian response. I've never heard anyone else say that word like that, I have no idea if it's phonetically correct and I don't care, I just have to repeat it, the voices make me.

Radio personalities never look like you imagine they sound, though I knew in my heart that Jennifer Ludden was a hottie. As long as we're on the subject, person I'd most like to read me Robby Burns in bed. These guys on the other hand look exactly like you'd picture them.