Palavericious

My personal rants and raves...not to be confused with real butter.


Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Happy Driving

2004 HUMMER H2 SUV. 32 gallon fuel tank. 9.6 mpg.

$96 to fill up and just enough fuel to get to the back of the soon-to-be-formed gas lines. Assuming that there's not a gallons-per-purchase limit imposed, in that case you'll have no penis AND no vehicle to compensate for it.

Happy driving, next time you buy a vehicle consider 'getting a brain morans'.

1 Comments:

At 10:07 AM, Blogger Czeltic Girl said...

Heh. I laugh at SUV drivers.

I do, on the other hand, feel sorry for cabbies and other people who actually have to drive for a living.

 

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