Its a classic joke but it finally happened to me. Chloe (my 5 y/o daughter for those not in the know) and I were at the mall last weekend buying her a pre-school graduation present. We had been to the toy store and the Disney store but hadn't found the right thing yet. I said "you know there are book stores and record stores here too so we might find something in there", she looked at me and said, in the sweetest way, "Daddy, what's a record?". I'm old now, it's official.