I've always wanted to combine two icons from my teenage years. The pamplets in the high school guidance counselor's office, ones with titles like "So You Want to Be a Firefighter" and "So You Want to be a Forest Ranger" with similar pamphlets in the School Nurses Office, winners like "I am Johnny's Liver" and "I am Susie's Appendix"....my titles would be "So You Want to Be Johnny's Colon" and "I am Susie's Psychiatrist and Man is She Messed Up".

I don't know where it comes from, please don't ask.